I bet I'm the talk of this town
If you don't have a ring then he won't settle down
And I hate to admit it they were right
Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight
So the man is gone
What a damn cliché
And my Momma says
Looks like I've gained some weight
Landlord's at the door
And says the rent can't wait
But I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late
Yeah I feel sorry for me
Oh but I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
When you're living in sin I guess
Sometimes that's just what you get
So the man is gone
What a damn cliché
And my Momma says
Looks like I've gained some weight
Landlord's at the door
And says the rent can't wait
But I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late
So the man is gone
What a damn cliché
And my Momma says
Looks like I've gained some weight
I know the Bible says
That you're supposed to wait
Cause I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late
Yeah, I'm a dollar short
And two weeks late