LYRICS:
Yu kan brush, I'm thru goin potty.
Dieses ist mein kampfy chair!
Beam me up! It's time to go, Mister Scotty! WEE!
If it Fits, it ships! NOW GET IN THERE!
Oh, hellow. We're out of toilet paper.
O HAI! WANTZ 2 PLAY INSIDEZ MAH FORT?
OK BYE! I THINK I TEA U LATR!
IF NOT FOR SITS, THEN WHY IT MADE OF WARM?
Because we're LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
And we roll like the Lolcats do!
Because we're pro at (pro at!)
LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
And we'll Lolcat the crap out of you!
Zombie slayves so hard to steer...
lifelong fear of bread in 3... 2... 1...
YARR! I be fluffy-beard! AH-HAR!
I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY, I HAS THE DUMB!
Opera cat sings only soprano!
Don mess wif me; i has tuf!
Hey guise, luk! Invisible piano!
In ur offise, copyin mah butt.
You see, we're LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
And we roll like the Lolcats do!
You see, we're pro at- (pro at-)
LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
And we'll Lolcat the crap out of you!
So join the LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
Your whole soul's now controlled by our crew!
Us evil LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
LOLCATS! (Lolcats!)
And we're here to befuddle
with lols and with cuddles,
'cause that's what all Lolcats must do!
