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SOTU 161 - Novelty Songs - I Got 'faced and Got On Facebook (ukulele parody)


Playing Next: Mike Foyle vs Signalrunners - Love Theme Dusk (Mike's Broken Record Mix)
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Lyrics copyright 2014 by John Babel.

\"I Got 'faced and Got On Facebook\"

After logging on to Facebook
I saw this mournful post-
\"To all my Facebook friends you folks
who know and love me most-
I ask for your forgiveness,
please try to understand-
Last night's posts came from the bottle-
God knows that they weren't planned.

\"I got drunk by myself last night,
remember feeling fine,
I checked in with you Facebook friends
to share in my good time.
I started 'poking' left and right,
the next thing I'm aware-
I'm off runnin' with the whiskey-
an epic Facebook tear!

\"I got 'faced and got on Facebook-
I guess I had my say-
I'd like to take it all right back
but I can't find a way.
I'll be laying low for some time-
it's the price I have to pay-
I got 'faced and got on Facebook-
can't face my Facebook friends today!

\"That rant I did on politics
stepped on some toes it seems-
and zingers 'bout the President
are popping up on memes.
I preached on sex outspokenly,
I've never been that guy,
My vitriol's gone viral-
repost by George Takei.

\"And that red- hot bathroom selfie
to Sue from work was meant-
somehow I punched the wrong button
and to all my friends it sent.
I cringe for poor Aunt Sarah-
and even Pastor Core-
but then that 'like' he gave it makes
me cringe a little more!

chorus

The moral to this sad story-
the truth I must reveal-
that damn post was my own doing
can't undo a done deal-
you don't mix your social networks
with drunken revelry-
'cause if you go and show your nekkid butt
now all the world will see!

chorus


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