Judge Spenser:
Time is running out/ You've got
To act now/ Stay on step ahead/
Of that moronic text somehow!
Miss Cavanaugh:
There's no turning back/ here
In the danger zone/ You've got
To manually delete that text/
From that dude's cell phone!
Rebecca:
Thank you, Officers!
Officer:
Good luck Rebecca!
Judge Spenser:
It's a...Textmergency!
Baby can't you see/
Textmergency/
That term just occurred to me!/
It's gonna catch on instantly!
Miss Cavanaugh:
Wait, what about texttastrophe
That sounds better to me!
Texttastrophe!
That could really spread virally!
Judge Spenser:
I prefer textmergency!
Mark:
I accidentally texted my
Mother-in-law/
A picture of my erection.
Vanessa:
I once group texted my whole
Staff/ About my yeast infection!
Judge Spenser:
Exactly! It's so relatable!
That's why I coined the phrase...
Miss Cavanaugh:
Textastrophe! That's the meme,
Don't you agree?
Judge Spenser:
All due respect, Textmergency! Is
The better term, Miss C...
Miss Cavanaugh:
Hmmm...I wanna go with texttastrophe
I already put it on Urban Dictionary.
Steve Jobs:
You fools!/ It doesn't matter what
It's called/ That's right, it's Me!
The ghost of Steve Jobs!/ What
Matters is that I control your
Lives from the grave!/ Technology
Is slowly alienating everyone from
Their loved ones!/ Ha ha ha!/ And
when you send a few words to the
Wrong recipient/ and it immediately
destroys your entire life.../ That's
Called a... messagepocalypse!
All:
Get out of here, Steve Jobs!
Vanessa:
Guys, what about that lawyer chick?
We've gotten really off track.
Judge Spenser:
She's searching for the spare key/
Look under the mat!
Miss Cavanaugh:
It's clearly hidden in that owl!
Mark:
Look in the flower pot, hurry!
Vanessa:
Hurry up and check that buddha
Sconce!
All:
Check the Buddha sconce! Check
The Buddha sconce!
She did it! now she can delete the
Text!
Judge Spenser:
She won't need to come up with
A textcuse!
