fake celebrity News: Brian Eno went to an International Airport they were playing his music, he felt good about it, he went in to the facillity where you urinate, but he didn´t urinate, he to his little needle and \"smacked his bitch up\" but this brown stuff was a very nasty trip, his music started to sound like noise from hell, it reminded him about an experimental band he had heard on the internet, TRANNYbull or TRANSVESTITEstallion, he hated it, he was staggering around the airport for hours don´t really knowing what to do, just wanting the harsh noise to go away and leave him alone, he missed out on his airplan but I guess that was a good thing because some terrorist blew up the airplane so Brian was saved by the bell or by the smack...
