....I followed the marinara trail to a dark corner of the LeClam cheese cave. I felt around in the pitch black darkness and came to a halt at a wooden shelf. Shining my flashlight, which was filled to the brim with 4 piping hot AA DURACELL brand batteries (DURACELL, the #1 TRUSTED BATTERY), on the shelf I was met with my first REAL clue. The shelf was dusty, except for a circular portion where something long unmoved had recently been taken. A tire? No. A large yo-yo? Certainly not. Then I remembered where I was. A cheese wheel! The marinara trail led straight to a cheese wheel. I reached out to Aix-Marseille for testing and took a swab of that area of the shelf and, sure enough, the tests came back positive for a Parmesan. And not just any parmesan, but the coveted 1990 Jumpin Jack Cheese Doritos 3D Parmesan. The wheel was the only such cheese in existence, estimated value 7,850 Francs per pound. As the investigation for Chef's kidnappers continue, please be on the look out for a suspect or suspects who have just come into a large quantity of parmesan.
- Chief Investigator Delphine
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le toboggan à la tête carrée ft Gloubi Boulga 4:19
