*Original Song* Ladies and Gentleman, step right on up to witness the eighth wonder of the world, \"Gat Ritzy's Continuance Cube!\" Where do our souls go when we die, and more importantly . . . how much would you pay to get yours back?
Our box of intangible, infinitely dense matter holds the key to your future in the afterlife, don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity! Presented by Gat herself, the infamous \"dead girl walking,\" only her soulless hands can manipulate the cube's intentions, and she's looking for the right price! Better than cryogenics or religion, preserve your soul for all eternity in . . . GAT RITZY'S CONTINUANCE CUBE!
