Noo somebody better call call the cops before he drops
He's got a set of mighty chops to have a pop
A Weegie wouldny ever swap a glottal stop
To live like you's atop a tourist shop
Let me get my point across, your salt and sauce
Isny really worth the toss you wish it was
I'd rather take a kick in the baws for what it costs
I'd rather be flipping your maws, ripping your jaws, ya doss...
Cunt. You're gonna take a Murrayfield punt to the front
I'm no worried cos you're gonna feel the brunt of the stunt
You're next in my year round hunt for a runt
Stand back cos the one o'clock guns have begun.
Dance on ya face like Hogmanay
You're gonna be a ghost on the walk one day
Gonna chew you up like Sawney Bean might say
Ya teuchter! Know what I mean like, eh?
It's been capital shredding ya
It's shite being Scottish but at least I'm no fae Edinburgh.
Ye can sook ma Greyfriars Boaby!
SKINNY MALINKY @SkinnyTheRapper
Ya wee bastard you've got nae brains/ Did you walk all the way from Glasgow for spare change? You smell bad like an Old Granny's Muff/ and an accent that makes most girls Fanny Shut, your Bammy Nut, I don't think so just a Jakey/ I'm from the capital, so of course your gonna hate me / your breath stinks of Buckfast and vinegar/ you'll get tucked into your socks fast ya miniature/ and did I hear you say something about Murrayfield?/ Ill punt yer maw I'm the cunt for having a furry Beard/ and for that tone of voice there is not a cure / pronounce your words properly, what is Hof a noor/ wit wan for \"which one\" get a grip son/ and its Glasgow no glesga ya thick cunt/ what's that smell? I hope it's no pish, if it is ill be sending you home with a Glasgow kiss! Ya fucking Dafty!
