the audio you are about to hear is a previously recorded documentation of their longest, and final journey into the deepest depths of outer space imaginable. effare and the crew have one mission left, and this is it. the key to the astralplanes is that mission. effare and bill withers are the only 2 beings in the entire galaxy to stop the maganglianites from their evil plan they envisioned back in 1969 A.D. bill withers was a young man writing his debut album with his band, while one night he was hallucinating on some LSD he got from a very tall and peculiar \"man\" he met in the outskirts of his hometown. while on his acid trip he was met by the odd creature again, and XEW as we will name the man, sat down and explained to bill the maganglianites plan to use the key to the astralplanes to open up the 8th dimension and wipe out the entire cosmos as we know it. yes that means the milky way galaxy. where we all live. the maganlians (formerly known as the maganglian tribe) want to start over our galaxy and breed an entirely new solar system and the ones who currently live here. xew knew about this plan (he did not disclose how he knew this information) but hinted that he was very familiar with the planet maganglia and the maganglian race.. long story short he had stolen the key to the astralplanes from the maganglians by means of extreme slickness (as he worded it) xew traveled to the dirtball (earth) and planted the key in a small cut out he had made inside a small childs left femur bone. that child was bill withers, he had no memory of the abduction, but the bell inside his head rang out like a fog horn, he remembered that night he floated away, then came back home. 12 years pass. effare and the crew have been appointed by xew to find bill withers, the maganglian spies overheard he and bills conversation about preserving the milky way galaxy. frankly..they were pissed. luckily in time before they could capture bill and retrieve the key, xew in a last resort sent bill to the farthest corner of the almost infinite universe, the astralplanes, the only place that the maganglianites could not reach. effares mission was to find bill and extract the key from his bone, destroy it in the sun. (not our sun, any big assed star will work) oh and if you are wondering what happens to xew, he got his long neck chopped in half with a laser beam. i was not kidding when i said those ugly motherfuckers were pissed off. below are the titles of each chapter of the journey. ENJOY!!!!
