FUNNY SONG: Bob the Snail. If you like Marcel the Shell, Turbo, or other snail type songs and videos, you might like the funny song, Bob the Snail, by Bryant Oden. Other funny Songdrops songs include: The Long Word Song, The Color Song, The Homework Song, This Song is Stuck inside my Head, The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The BFF Song and many more).
Here is the final CD version of the cute, funny song Bob the Snail.
Bob the Snail Lyrics:
CGF
Verse 1
C G
Bobs my favorite snail And I know he really loves me loves me
F C G
Hes the classiest snail You would ever hope to know
C G
And I wish he didnt smell But I know he cant help it help it
F C G C
Hes lived in the same shell Since I got him long ago
Chorus1:
F C
And if I ever need him need him All I have to do is call him call him
G C
And I know hell come running running Well I guess hell come crawling
F C
So I guess I better call him call him About a week before I need him
G C
So that Ill see him see him Right about on time
Chorus2
C F C
And its not his fault Hes a little bit slow
G
He cant help it if hes got
G
Cute little itty bitty teeny tiny slippery slimy pokier than miney toes
Verse 2
C F
And sometimes when Im sleeping I like to cuddle with him
Then I put him on my nose We look into each others eyes
And sometimes in the morning Hes on my forehead snoring
I know he didnt sleep well Cuz he was walking all night
(chorus1)
(Chorus2)
Yes I guess I better call him About a week before I need him
So that Ill see him Right about on time
Bob's my favorite snail
f g ccc
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