'I Will Survive' - The Toilet Paper Pandemic | Covid 19 parody song about toilet paper....and poo
I Will Survive - The Toilet Paper Shortage | Enjoy this Covid-19 Parody Song | Ever thought about wiping your bum with your pet cat? Sick of all the twats panic buying the toilet paper? If so then this is the song for you, and if not its still probably the song for you!
Hopefully you enjoy this Coronavirus Parody to bring in a little laughter against the Covid-19 fight.
I think funny music parodies are a great way to help cope, and they don't take away from the seriousness of Covid-19 but rather stick a big middle finger up to it!
This is also my singing debut. I guess it was always going be on the toilet.
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LYRICS:
At first, I was afraid, I was petrified
The need to poo was brewing from deep down inside
But there is no toilet roll not a single tiny bit
And now the cat, (Meow) is looking like a perfect fit.
Yeah, I had to wipe, and that was that
Have you ever searched in google 'remove human faeces from a cat'
I should of used another tool maybe wiped it on the grass.
Cause now Ive got a bloody hair ball, stuck up in my ass
Oh please dont go, and panic buy
Just turn around now, its easy if you try,
I went down to the shop just to get a single roll
Just to spare my pet cat Mittens, from cleaning my bum hole
but, Ill take 5, I will survive,
As long as I self-isolate, I know Ill stay alive.
I would sell my little soul, for a pack of toilet roll.
But Ill survive, I will survive.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
When I saw the mass of people gathered in the park
What these twats dont understand is that distance saves a life
If you think this is two meters then I feel sorry for your wife!
Understand, And wash your hands
We need to help the NHS with a social ban
and as for all you panic buyers that just haven't got a clue
I'm coming round to your front door step, the next time I need a poo!
Oh please dont go, and panic buy
Just turn around now, its easy if you try,
There will always be some idiots that will never understand
but we won't crumble, if we just stick to the plan.
but, Ill take 5, I will survive,
As long as I self-isolate, I know Ill stay alive.
and if you sell this on EBAY, I'll get on my knees and pray
you won't survive, you won't survive hey hey!
