I've never written a book in my life
Cause your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare is like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife
I gave you everything, but
I gave you simple minds so you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings
You're not going to Heaven, why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you
You're all dicks, I don't need you, I know a million aliens cooler than you
So fuck you
I said oh my, oh my god
Oh my, oh my god
I'm not gonna fix you, I'm not gonna fix you
I said oh my, oh my god
People give me money but I don't know why
'Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different, and they're all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different, and people are smart. Right. I just made the stars
You think you know beauty? love? Trust me you don't, I'm the one who created them
You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them
Fuck youuuuuuu
I said oh my, oh my god
Oh my, oh my god
I'm not gonna fix you, I'm not gonna fix you, not gonna fix you
I said oh my, oh my god
I've created many beings but you're the strangest that I've ever met
You think that you're my children but you're more like an annoying pet
The messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me
But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree
You're all angry, crying, sad and lost, you pursue power and wealth
The more that I watch you, the less I believe in myself
I said oh my, oh my god
Oh my, oh my god
I'm not gonna fix you, I'm not gonna fix you
I said oh my, oh my god
You're looking for answers that won't be found, no
How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground
You think I kill you people, you ask me why when a child dies
Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes
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