You're lying in your bath one day and looking at your toes
And sixty policemen bust in through the door
Don't you know it's an offense to strike a public pose
Cos even bathrooms aint not private anymore
\"Cos we're all here lookin' at you, aint we?\"
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Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a floweeeer
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If you're lying with your girlfriend on the sunniest ''
And a eight-stone bully kicks sand in your face
And pours all your suntan lotion into your lemonade
And takes your girl and also takes your place
\"Don't hit him with a bottle-\"
\"What should I do?\"
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Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a floweeeer
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When you're driving on the N1 in your 1920 Ford
Without tax or MOT or any brakes
And you're banned from driving late and you reverse into a truck
And the driver is the same eight-stone bully who kicked sand in your face in the last verse-
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Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a floweeeer
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Roses, rhododendrons, lilies, snowdrops (maybe nightshade)
Violets, buttercups, tulips, love-in-a-mist (nettles!)
Fuchsias, '', daisies, '', bluebells (?)
Cowslips, dandelions, forget-me-nots (poison ivy petals, eh heh)
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Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a flower
Give him a floweeeer
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\"I think you really ought to hit him in the head with a ''.\"
\"No, no, give him a flower.\"
\"I think..''\"
\"Give him a flower.\"
\"I'll throw bricks at him, eh?\"
\"No, no...\"
\"I'll, I'll push him downstairs-\"
\"No, give him a flower.\"
\"Or throw him off a building-\"
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