\"My Whole Family...\" by Bo Burnham
This was Bo's first song!
Lyrics:
Every time I go to dinner, seems like I get a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table, I can talk well theyre not able
When I look at them I find, there's a single question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was
Its not easy now because
My whole family thinks Im gay
I guess its always been that way
Maybe its cause of the way that I walk
That makes them think I like boys
That I like boys
The goddamned question just wont go away
And I get asked every single day
But the way they ask it is not a disguise
Like, How was your day do you like to kiss guys?
This was the worse baby this was my fear
Now there opinions are crystal clear
Because, my whole family now is shocked
Im in the closet and the door is locked
Now my glory days are gone
I was John Elway now Im Elton John
My whole family now suspects
Watching Spongebob had side effects
Im not gay and thats what I said
If Im gay, hey God strike me dead
(coughing and choking fit)
Thats weird
Just cause Im on the cheerleading team
Or my birthday party had a Broadway theme
When I go outside what do I see
That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G
Because, I think that god might think Im gay
What does he know anyway?
My Grandma gave me a present last year
And the card said Happy Birthday Queer
My whole family thinks Im fab
Theres a guys butt. Hey Bo, take a stab.
Come on?
Why doesnt he get women? Theres no other way?
Its cause Im lanky not cause Im gay
Not cause Im gay
Just cause Im afraid of the snow
Or my favorite color is the rainbow
(Heh it was a joke)
I dont mean to yell but I fear I must
Because Im losing the people that I thought I could trust
Because even my boyfriend thinks Im gay
Just kidding hehheh
You all probably think Im gay
Man this song is counterproductive
Lalalalalala
Because my whole family thinks Im gay
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze
Easy bake oven was just a phase
My whole family thinks Im queer
That is all I ever hear
But Ive been as straight as a ramp
If you dont count Bible camp
Bible camp
Im not gay I swear
