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HAX$TON (Gaston from Beauty and the Beast) | Smash Bros. Parody


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Hax$ton:
Who does Mang0 think he is?
That guy has tangled with the wrong man!
No one says \"no\" to Hax Money!

Fox:
Darn right.

Hax$ton:
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can b-air.

Fox:
More shines?

Hax$ton:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Fox:
Who, you? Never! Hax$ton, you've got to pull yourself together.
(Sings)
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Hax$ton
Looking so angry and mad
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Hax$ton
Even with your messed up hand!
There's no man in smash as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite Fox
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
It’s not hard to see why Hax$ton rocks
No one nairs like Hax$ton!
No one bairs like Hax$ton!
No one spaces his upthrow upairs like Hax$ton!
For there's no Fox in town as technical
Perfect, you won Do You Fox?
If for every shine you had a nickel...
You could pay for retirement like Hungrybox

Fox and Chorus:
No one shines like Hax$ton!
Blows your mind like Hax$ton!

Fox:
No one waveshines straight forward in lines like Hax$ton!

Hax$ton:
And in tournaments I am intimidating!
Fox and Chorus:
My what a guy, that Hax$ton!

Fox:
Give five \"toryahs!\"
Give twelve \"blip-blips!\"
Hax$ton is the best
And the rest is all drips

Chorus:
No one talks like Hax$ton!
Cosplays Fox like Hax$ton!

Fox:
In a crew battle no one pops off like Hax$ton!

Bimbettes:
For there's no one as swaggy as Money

Hax$ton:
As you see I've got shinespikes in mind

Fox:
Not a bit of him's scrubby or John-y

Hax$ton:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with SHINES!

Chorus:
No one FLEX like Hax$ton!
Disrespects like Hax$ton!

Fox:
No one brings about 20XX like Hax$ton!

Hax$ton:
I'm especially good at my multishining!

*blipblipblipblipblipblipblipblipblipblip*

Hax$ton:
When I was a lad I played Falcon all day
Ev'ry tourney to help me get good
And now that I'm grown I play FOX everyday!
I play better than Falcon mains could!

Chorus:
No one reigns like Hax$ton!
Switches mains like Hax$ton!

Fox:
No one waveshines across the whole stage like Hax$ton!

Hax$ton:
Use reflectors in all of my decorating!

Chorus:
My what a guy,
that Hax$ton!


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