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Super Funny Valentine's Day Song


Playing Next: Markus Fix & Dorian Paic - This Is
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Super Funny Valentine's Day Song from Supercool Creative http://www.supercoolcreative.com Online Video Production, Social Media Marketing, PR, Content, Advertising and Business Consulting for some of the coolest Brands and Startups on the planet!
Written by David Murdico and Mario Roman. Happy Valentine's Day!

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LYRICS
The Valentines Day Song
Written by David Murdico and Mario Roman
2009 David Murdico and Mario Roman

Im standing
On the front porch with a
box full of chocolates
Two dozen roses
Happy valentines day

Ring the doorbell but
There is no answer
Is she in the shower
Ill go in anyway

Shes my first girlfriend but
Thats OK
Happy valentines day
She loves all my friends what can I say
Happy valentines day

Walking through the front door
Guess Ill surprise her
I cant find her
Shes gotta be somewhere

Hear a loud noise sounds
Kind of like an elephant
Then all I can hear is
Pant, pant pant pant

Shes my first girlfriend but
Thats OK
Happy valentines day

Im standing
In her bedroom my
Hearts beating faster
Ass up in the air
Who is this bastard

Humping my honey
Theres a wad of money
On the nightstand Im
Feeling kind of funny

Always kind of wondered
Why she made me pay
Happy valentines day

Think Im gonna puke I
Cant help but cus
He looks up and says
Do you want to join us?

Im standing
In a cold cell in
Nothing but my undies
Double homicide for
Strangling my honey

He ran for the door
Caught him with a two by four
Right across the forehead
Now theyre both dead

Twenty years to life is
Making me real sore
The moral of the story is
Never date a dirty filthy lying cheating street walking (bleep) whore.

She was everything what can I say
Happy valentines day

LYRICS AND TABS
The Valentines Day Song
Written by David Murdico and Mario Roman
2009 David Murdico and Mario Roman

INTRO (START ON THE 7th FRET)
E - C#m - A - B
NOTE: keep the low E string going and start in an E Major barre chord on the 7th Fret)
As you transition to the C#m slide youre A string finger (1) one fret down and into the C#m. Its actually easier to hear on the animated version of the song.

Im standing
E C#m
On the front porch with a box full of chocolates
A B
Two dozen roses Happy valentines day

E C#m
Ring the doorbell but There is no answer
A B
Is she in the shower Ill go in anyway

C#m F#m A B
Shes my first girlfriend and Thats OK Happy valentines day
C#m F#m A B
She loves all my friends what can I say Happy valentines day

E C#m
Walking through the front door Guess Ill surprise her
A B
I cant find her Shes gotta be somewhere

E C#m
Hear a loud noise sounds Kind of like an elephant
A B
Then all I can hear is Pant, pant pant pant

C#m F#m A
Shes my first girlfriend but Thats OK
B
Happy valentines day

(stop)

Im standing
E C#m
In her bedroom my Hearts beating faster
A B
Ass up in the air Who is this bastard

E C#m
Humping my honey Theres a wad of money
A B
On the nightstand Im Feeling kind of funny

C#m F#m A
Always kind of wondered Why she made me pay
B
Happy valentines day
(step down to E)

E C#m
Think Im gonna puke I Cant help but cus
A B (stop)
He looks up and says Do you want to join us?

Im standing
E C#m
In a cold cell in Nothing but my undies
A B
Double homicide for Strangling my honey


E C#m
He ran for the door Caught him with a two by four
A B
Right across the forehead Now theyre both dead

E C#m
Twenty years to life is Making me real sore
A B (fast in cadence) E
The moral of the story is Never date a dirty filthy lying cheating street walking (BLEEP)

C#m F#m A
She was everything what can I say
B
Happy valentines day
(Gently strum the E to end)


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