Don’t misconstrue the electric guitar My heart will sue if you’re guessing your part (woah) Cause that won’t do I want you the way that you are Bright shining star oh how I love you (woah) When you were so sad & I felt so bad oh how the flames fanned When I treated you mean, I did not mean… I misunderstand To forgive me when it was my unfortunate mind in yours I won’t forget & I won’t ignore when this rotten apple hears a plea that strikes its core I’ve not felt this way before Since the day I pulled you out from burning wreckage of the house that leveled in the war Sparks something more Oh I don’t wanna know what’s reckless & uncool I’d rather play the fool with… You will never know how much I love you Can’t find the sum of every grain of sand Or hold elapsing moments in her hand He finds the foot is on the other shoe She strains her eyes to see the out of view Get out of the car But don’t misconstrue the electric guitar I won’t make you blue no more (drip drip drip, tears in the toilet) When I’m pickin’ apart what I never even knew… (drip drip drip, what can I do?) (drip drip drip) has been taken too far I’d rather take you just the way that you are/argh (like a pirate) Jenny is a genie in the vacuum you employ Lloyd has the will to destroy you Lloyd she’s not your genie in that bathroom back to bed Tread very light when it’s time to “Apple in my eye, there are no reasons left to cry For what it’s worth, one reason why I’ll be with you ‘till the day I die” Later, fast asleeping, jenny’s sneakin’ into town “Clown, I must say, I’ve enjoyed you” Contained All parts primarily made to remain unchanged Probably unpaid Wednesday All work was lost Anyway, it’s hard to say For heaven’s sake One promise I can’t make Today You’ll prove that point in so many ways Wow, you’re so awake… Faaaaaaake Was it god’s mistake? Was it made to remain? You got this girl She’s simply divine You two just wanna have a real good time Cause you loves the loves You really, really love her But who really likes wearing a rubber? Q: Why would anyone wanna have children in this day & age? (A: I don’t know) Why would anyone wanna have children making minimum wage? Why would anyone wanna have children? Ahh Vasectomies for you & me For every fish in the sea with a peepee For population density It’s the thing to do for me & for… When you got this guy He’s the guy for you You know that he’ll always be true And a looker but you always knew… He’s a few points short of an IQ There’s something you must do… He needs a little talkin’ to It’s time for a vasectomy It is not a crime So why would anyone want to have children when it is vasectomy time?Why would anyone want to have children when it’s vasectomy time? Ooh, Whew, It’s vasectomy time! Ask your doctor if Vasectomy® is right for you! I’m always getting fucked It’s just my luck, it’s heaven sent I guess I’m just a sucker for punishment But when I try to beat it, it always comes again When we make things fit, it’s that feeling within Oh, I love you so much, through the ups & downs It’s your tender touch that always turns me around So when you come into town, don’t turn me down You’ve done that plenty Don’t fuck around any differently But when you fuck me, fuck me gently When you fuck me, fuck me gently When you suck me, don’t suck me dry If you love me, love me plenty If you don’t, well then pass me by Kiss me but if you must dismiss me then baby, baby don’t you cry Cause tears are gonna fall like rain It’s been a pleasure as well as a pain But the air ya breathe don’t really leave with every breath It’s something of a give & take God forbid if we made a mistake Well, ya get a little life Then ya get a little death Julian Assange sitting in the Ecuadorian embassy “I wonder if the powers that be can concede, I’m a human being” Oh, woah Life it does go on but if your life is like the life of Mr. Assange Your world will remain inside There’s nowhere left to hide ‘n’ Somebody said “the truth will set you free” Just not for me Nothing comes before or after anything In the embassy What a fine time to see a new possibility just when it seemed out of view What we do? Oh, nothing Two more games for frameworks of reference That point we missed, I admit it was a little bit cliché But it’s life as was once that way You’re the one that always makes the day Cut the chord, you’ve got me so bored!
