(p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
KURT:
Dad says act our age
You heard the man,
It’s time to rage
STUDENTS:
Blast the bass
Turn out the lights
Ain’t nobody home tonight
RAM:
Drink, smoke, it’s all cool
Let’s get naked in my pool
STUDENTS:
Punch the wall and start a fight
Ain’t nobody home tonight
KURT:
His folks got a water bed
Come upstairs and rest your head
RAM:
Let’s rub each other’s backs
While watchin’ porn on Cinemax
STUDENTS:
Aaaaaaaah!
The folks are gone
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
We’re up till dawn
Havin’ some big fun
Big fun!
When Mom and Dad forget
To lock the liquor cabinet
It’s big fun
Big fun!
Big fun!
VERONICA:
Okay, Okay, Okay,
So it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot.
H. MCNAMARA:
No, it’s salt, then sho—
H. CHANDLER:
You’re doing it wrong!
VERONICA:
Wait, really?
Cause I feel great!
RAM:
Veronica, you are lookin’ good tonight!
VERONICA:
Woah
A hot guy smiled at me
Without a trace of mockery
STUDENTS:
Everyone’s high a kite
Ain’t nobody home tonight
VERONICA:
Stoned, zoned, I should quit
Hey, is that weed?
I want a hit!
STUDENTS:
Fill that joint and roll it tight
Ain’t nobody home tonight
VERONICA:
Dreams are comin’ true
When people laugh
But not at you
I’m not alone
I’m not afraid
I feel like Bono at Live Aid
STUDENTS:
Aaaaaah!
The house is ours
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
Let’s use the showers
That sounds like big fun
Big fun!
Crack open one more case
VERONICA:
I think that’s what they call third base
STUDENTS:
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
VERONICA:
That actually looks like
STUDENTS:
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Woo!
KURT:
Alright people, listen up!
What is Westerberg gonna do
to the Razorbacks at Sunday’s game?
RAM:
Gonna make ‘em go
Wee! Wee!
Wee! Wee!
STUDENTS:
Big fun!
Big fun!
H. DUKE:
Way to show maturity.
STUDENTS:
Big fun!
Big fun!
H. DUKE:
Quit it, jack ass.
Get off of me!
STUDENTS:
Big fun!
Big fun!
VERONICA:
Yo, Ram, emergency.
I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence.
RAM:
I hate freshman!
Where are you little pricks?
I’m comin’ for you!
VERONICA:
Hey, are you okay?
H. DUKE:
I didn’t need your help.
VERONICA:
Awwww! Thanks, Heather,
but I don’t really have to vomit right now.
STUDENTS:
The party’s hot, hot, hot!
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
STUDENTS:
The folks are gone
It’s time for big fun
Big fun!
We’re up till dawn
Havin’ some big fun
Big fun!
So let the speakers blow
They’ll buy another stereo
Our folks got no clue
‘Bout all the shit their children do
Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?
It’s big fun
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!
