H-Unit - Beg For Cheetohs (Comedy Rap) (2006) (Full Album)
Here is the lost classic from the GOAT rap group H-Unit, finally unearthed! The members are (from left to right on the cover) Mr. Cats (that one guy in the group who raps fast), Mr. Bob (the leader), and Cheetoh Bear (the horrible one in the group with the annoying voice who nobody likes). They are all super gangsters and pimps and are weirdly obsessed with country music for some reason. Innovative song concepts include two three part songs, songs that are just yo momma jokes, copied and pasted lyrics from other songs, Tony Yayo disses, rhyming \"ass\" with \"johnny cash\", rhyming over songs from the 1940s etc.
This album was made by myself in Junior High (around the age of 13) using characters I had made up. This is overall a ridiculous and exaggerated parody of gangsta hip hop and pop rap coming out at the time. The group overall is a parody of G-Unit (along with a parody of their dumb beefs with random disses at Tony Yayo). The album was made ridiculously lo-fi using a windows XP computer with Windows Sound Recorder, a cheap 10 dollar mic from Walmart, Limewire, dial up internet, any WAV sound effects and instrumental hip hop beats i could find, Speakonia, and no life. Featuring tons of inside jokes, references to stuff I liked at the time (2005 to 2006), references to weird stuff. This album is very cringy. Don't expect any type of rhythm or semblance of professionalism. At the time it wasn't made as a serious attempt at sounding good, just a way to get a laugh out of myself and some friends.
Stuff referenced, parodied, and sampled include: Family Guy, G-Unit & The Game beef, Wu-Tang Clan, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Larry The Cable Guy, Chapelle's Show Whatever Happened to Robot Jones, Gorillaz, Austin Powers, Indian Crazy Frog, Wonder Showzen, J Dilla, Johnny Cash, Camp Lo, Jay-Z, The Adventures of Chico and Guapo, Homestar Runner, Outkast, Newgrounds, Madvillain, South Park, Super Mario, Tony Basil's Mickey, Dangerdoom
Hope you enjoy!
1. 0:00 - Fake Money
2. 1:06 - The Letter F
3. 2:26 - Beg For Cheetohs
4. 6:36 - Convenient Food
5. 9:30 - Cheetoh Bear
6. 10:07 - Let's Go Whitey
7. 10:53 - Mr. Bob Is Da Roxerist
8. 13:41 - Internet Geeks
9. 16:36 - Tony Yayo
10. 18:29 - Tony Yayo 2
11. 20:27 - Puppet Food
12. 24:09 - GGGGGGGGG H-Unit
13. 25:33 - Whatever Happened to Robot Jones? ft. Mr. Crackman
14. 30:06 - Yo Momma
15. 32:45 - Kat 1 (Mr. Bob Solo)
16. 34:04 - Kat 2 (Mr. Cats Solo)
17. 35:04 - Kat 3 (Cheetoh Bear Solo)
18. 36:10 - Gun 1 (Mr. Bob Solo)
19. 37:37 - Gun 2 (Mr. Cats Solo)
20. 38:19 - Gun 3 (Cheetoh Bear Solo)
21. 40:04 - Family Food
22. 44:25 - One Million Fans
23. 46:19 - TV stands for Television Vision
24. 48:34 - Mission To Your Mom's House
25. 50:35 - ABCs
26. 51:05 - 5 Seconds of Cheetoh Bear
27. 51:11 - Tony Yayo Is The Coolness ft. Tony Yayo
Bonus Secret Track: 28. 57:56 Extra Happy Fun Time!
