Boris Johnson sings his epic Queen cover, \"Bojohemian Rhapsody\".
LYRICS:
Is this my real wife? Or just a bit of skirt?
Ill win by a landslide and then Ill make Corbyn hurt
Then Ill open my fly and piss on the whole country
Im just a rich boy devoid of empathy
But you love my hair, love my gaffes
Little whiff, little whaff
Any way the wind spaffs
Doesnt really matter to me
To me
Mars bars will still be there
Aeroplanes will all still fly
And my mouth will still tell lies
Mars bars, they will still be done
Cause well have glucose
Milk solids and whey
Mars bars! Ooh!
Wave your kippers in the air!
I wont be back tonight cause theres a conference
Oh look - Carries gone, Carries gone
Oh well, nothing really matters
Finally my time has come
Moving into Number 10
Boris Johnson, your PM
Hello everybody, its time to go
Gotta leave EU behind and face No Deal
Mars bars! Ooh! (Hate it when the wind blows)
How many kids have I?
I always wish theyd never been born at all
I see an orange silhouetto of a man
Im a pooch! Im a pooch in the lap of Man Tango
Chlorinated chicken flocking into Britain soon
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo
No more GPS Euro
Well need our own
Im such a rich boy, everybody loves me
(Hes such a rich boy from a rich family
Spare him a life of only modest achievement!)
Give me your NHS! Is it no or yes?
Trumpzilla, yes! Please take our NHS!
(Let it go!) Trumpzilla, please take our NHS!
(Let it go!) Of course we'll let it go!
(Let it go!) Of course we'll let it go!
Thats the Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrt of the Deal!
Ilhan, go home! Ilhan, go home!
Hold my beer! Hold my beer!
Hold my beer, Donald Trump!
Those piccaninnies have a watermelon smile for me
For me! For me!
So you think you can dress like a bank-robbing letterbox?
So you think you can come here and...shit, Carries changed the locks!
Oh, baby! Cant do this to me, baby!
Just need to get, just need to get my laptop
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Except being Prime Minister
Forgot to mention that
