Ive got a confession to make, for a man of my age
Now young lads play with it all the time
They think its all the rage
They do it in their bedrooms
When their mum and dads in bed
Grown men like me shouldnt do it
Coz weve got wives instead
Ive tried talking to the wife
But she doesnt understand
The pleasure that it gives me
When I hold it in me hand
The longer you play wi it
The more its gets hard
Especially when youve got no memory on yer memory card
(Talkin' about my playstation PSP of course, dirty, inquisitive minds.)
Oh it started one day
I got a bonus from work
Two hundred pounds
Ohhh, the wife she went bezerk
Coz she sent me darn to B & Q
To go and buy some shelves
But I spent the cash in Gamestation
And she played merry hell
Yer see I bought meself a PSP
Wi a couple of great games
And ever since I bought it
Life hasnt been the same
And the wife want me to do the gutters
Itd only take a day
But instead Im wasting all me time
Playing GTA
Oh me PSP
Me PSP
It really is fantastic
It is the one for me
I'm glad I saw it in the shop
Just sitting on the shelf
'Coz now I got so much pleasure
Playing with myself
I've tried talking to the wife
But she doesn't understand
The pleasure it gives me
When I hold in me hand
The longer I play wi' it
The more it gets hard
Especially when you've got no memory
On yer memory card.
Well, the wife is getting fed up now
I never come to bed
I just sit on the sofa
And play FIFA instead
She puts on sexy underwear
Gives me come to bed eyes
But the kid downt road Ive got to beat him
Hes onto level five
Oh me PSP
Me PSP
It really is fantastic
It is the one for me
I'm glad I saw it in the shop
Just sitting on the shelf
'Coz now I got so much pleasure
Playing with myself
I've tried talking to the wife
But she doesn't understand
The pleasure it gives me
When I hold in me hand
The longer I play wi' it
The more it gets hard
Especially when you've got no memory
On yer memory card.
(Left, Left, Left, why won't it go left Gene, I'm pressing it, it's not going left here Gene)
And so one night when me andt wife
Were cozy lay in bed
She whispered softly in my ear
And this is what she said
Darling Ive been thinking
About our bedroom fun
And the pleasure that you get
By moving just your thumb
So Ive bought myself a present
To keep me entertained
Ill confess that it takes batteries
And Im sure you wont complain
I couldnt think of what shed bought
But I didnt have to guess
Coz right then she pulled it out
A NINTENDO DS!!!!!
I've tried talking to the wife
And now she understands
The Pleasure it gives her
When she holds it in her hand
The longer she plays wi' it
The more it gets hard
Especially when she's got no memory
On your memory card!
(Right if I hit square circle triangle down up down up, thats got him, that's got him Gene.
