Coronavirus (COVID-19) has shaken the world into quarantine and had devastating effects, to say the least. I hope this parody can shine a little light on this very dark time in history. The song is full of terrible tips that I wouldn't suggest to my worst enemy.
As we can all clearly see, this is a very serious situation we all find ourselves in and it's our duty to fellow humans to do everything we can to slow the spread of this deadly virus. I just wanted to make that clear. All that being said, hopefully this can help you pass by a few minutes of your time at home. Huge thanks to all the people that can't be home right now and are fighting on the front lines.
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Zack David's remake of Paul Simon's song \"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover\"
Lyrics reworked by Dick Whitman
Performance and recording by Zack David www.ZackDavid.com
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Fifty Way to Catch Corona
The problem is all inside your head, she said to me
The answer is easy, if you listen carefully
Id like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to catch corona
She said, I really hate to give such attitude
Furthermore, I truly hope my social distance isnt rude
But Ill repeat myself, at the risk of virus in my food
There must be fifty ways to catch corona
Fifty ways to catch corona
You just go out to eat, Pete
Hang out at the pub, Bub
Hands dont need to be clean, Gene
Just listen to me
Breath in the sneeze, Louise
Dont worry about that moist breeze
Just touch on your face, Grace
And share a ciggy with me
Ooh, just go out to eat, Pete
Hang out at the pub, Bub
Hands dont need to be clean, Gene
Its all cool, you see
Breath in the sneeze, Louise
Dont worry about that moist breeze!
Just touch on your face, Grace
Lets share this ice cream
She said, its all a hoax - that nasty infectious curve
And forget about this social distance, if you have the nerve
I said I appreciate your advice?
But could you please explain about the fifty ways
She said why dont we both just party hard tonight
No respirators needed anywhere in sight
And then she coughed into my mouth, and I knew that she was right
There must be fifty ways to catch corona
Fifty ways to catch corona
You just go out to eat, Pete
Hang out at the pub, Bub
hands dont need to be clean, Gene
Just listen to me
Breath in the sneeze, Louise
Dont worry about that moist breeze
Just touch on your face, Grace
And share a ciggy with me
Ooh, just go out to eat, Pete
Hang out at the pub, Bub
Hands dont need to be clean, Gene
Its all cool, you see
Breath in the sneeze, Louise
Dont worry about that moist breeze!
Just touch on your face, Grace
Lets share this ice cream
